Category Archives: Relationships

7 Horrible things couples always do after Sex

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After enjoying the sexual act, if a partner tries to get involved in something not related to sex, it surely makes the other partner feel disowned. While there should be an effort to linger on with the sexual feel even after the actual act is over, couples who deviate from this mood are certainly affecting their sexual relationship.

We list some recurring ‘after-sex’ mistakes that couples indulge in. So the next time you get intimate, make sure you do not switch into something else just after finishing the act. Let the mood linger on for enhanced pleasure …

1. Falling asleep at once : Most couples come across this problem where either one of the partners or both would fall asleep soon after having sex. It certainly is a big goof-up that can kill the charm of sex. Sleeping at once would not allow you to cherish your performance and neither let you enjoy the mood with which you enjoyed that night of passion.

2. Making way for washroom : Enjoying a hot shower together can be a great foreplay act, but rushing to the washroom right after a hot romp is definitely not! While couples won’t mind getting messy in their sexual acts, but as soon as it’s over, they make way to the washroom to clean-up. It might sound okay, but they forget that the other partner might still be enjoying that mood and want to have more of it. Heading straight to the washroom makes the other partner feel that there’s been something unpleasing about the act, which can mar your sexual bliss.

3.Calling a friend : This is another common mistake that couples face after a steamy session. While it’s obvious that none would call a friend at odd hours to discuss official matters, so why can’t a petty talk wait till the morning? When it’s time to enjoy sex, it’s indeed a gaffe to keep your eyes and ears stuck onto your mobile phone waiting for a message or keeping an eye on your missed calls. It makes the other partner feel as if you’re just not interested and thus ruins all the fun.

4.Heading towards study or work : What couples think of during sex remains an unanswered question. Those who head towards study-room right after a romp may just give the answer. Thinking books and reading is indeed a sex blunder! Like sexual moments, it’s equally important to enjoy the after-sex pleasure. If you rather descend towards your study, leaving behind your partner, it won’t bring any good to your sexual relationship. If you prefer reading a book instead of cuddling and snuggling, you are indeed inviting trouble into your sex paradise.

5.Sleeping separately : You might have a habit of sleeping separately in guest bedroom or on the terrace, but on a particular night when you’ve een intimate with your partner, exceptions are allowed. After a lovemaking session, it’s not a good idea to abandon your partner and pack your sheets and pillow to move to another room for a sound sleep. It will not only kill the passion on that night, but would also tarnish your sexual relations for several nights to follow.

6.Bringing kids to sleep along : Letting anyone invade your sexual privacy is bound to mar your sexual pleasure and kids are no exception. Many mothers have a tendency to bring kids to sleep alongside on the same bed and if that happens after having sex, it can’t get worse. Well, such a gesture has all the reasons to annoy the other partner, who might have planned something more sensual to be enjoyed after a steamy romp.

7.Eating another meal : Eating an aphrodisiacal meal together with your beloved can be a great start before a lovemaking act. But moving to the kitchen right after having sex looking for something to eat is equally disgusting. It ruins the entire passion and would make your partner feel that you didn’t enjoy sex just because you were hungry and had food on your mind.

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Top 10 Advantages of Being in a Relationship

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Being in a relationship is a beautiful feeling. It is something that cannot be compared to anything else in the world. It is so good that you always feel upbeat and happy. Being in a relationship brings about a lot of changes in you; and most of these are positive ones! Here are top 10 advantages of being in a relationship!

Groomed Personality

There is no denying to the fact that being in a relationship grooms your personality. It does so to a level that one could have not reached otherwise. While in a relationship, the person takes care about himself/herself, dresses up nicely, and stays happy – all of which reflects in form of an improved and groomed personality.

Healthier Heart

This is one of the top benefits of being in a relationship. Whenever one is in a healthy and happy relationship, the body releases happy hormones, which in turn, improve the heartbeat and keep the heart healthy. Whenever one thinks or comes in front of his/her significant other, the heart beats faster, making it healthier.

Psychological Stability

Research has proved that being in a relationship provides psychological stability to the person. He/she tends to have better decision-making power and is able to cater to problems and situations in a better and more mature way.

Feeling of Security

Being in a relationship also makes you feel secure. This feeling comes because the mind stays contented and happy while in a relationship. One tends to feel secure about the relationship and future.

Boosts Confidence

Being in a relationship improves you in more than one ways. It boosts your confidence and helps you achieve new heights. You tend to perform better in different aspects of life and face things more confidently.

Increased Social Interaction

Being in a relationship widens your social circle. You come in contact with many new people and make new friends. This tends to give you more confidence, while increasing your contacts in the society.

Power of Expression

Even if you are good at expressing yourself, being in a relationship will improve your power of expression. Research has proved that people who are in a healthy and happy relationship tend to express their feelings in a better and stylish way. They find new words to frame sentences and shed inhibitions, if any.

Strengthens Belief in Almighty

The one who is in a relationship tends to have a stronger belief in Almighty. Love is such a feeling that it has motivated many atheists to believe in God. A healthy and happy relationship strengthens ones belief in God and tends to make the individual a better person!

Happy 24 x 7

People who are in happy relationship and are contented have been found to be happy throughout the day, even when they are asleep. Such people tend to have sounder and fuller sleep and tend to stay happy throughout the day.

Positivity in Life

Good relationships fill positivity in life. One wants to enjoy the things around, and does it to the fullest. One sees most of the things with a positive frame of mind, and tends to progress in life. A good relationship can change a person’s life completely. It can turn a pessimist into a complete optimist!

There are a lot of things one can learn while in a relationship. All of us know it is a beautiful feeling of happiness and contentment. A beautiful relationship will make you a beautiful person; get into one!

Twenty Funny Condom Slogans

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  • Cover your stump before you hump

  • Don’t be silly, protect your willy

  • If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey

  • If you go into the heat, package your meat

  • Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake

  • No glove, no love

  • Cloak the joker before you poker

  • Don’t be a fool, cover your tool

  • Stop the stream, before you cream

  • Protect that fish, then dip it in the dish

  • Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel

  • Bad the mole then do her hole

  • Pack it in plastic, it’ll be fantastic

  • Wrap your meat before you beat

  • Wrap it before you slap it.

  • Armor the tank before you enter the flank

  • Leash your pet before launching your jet

  • No shirt, no flirt!

  • Dress him up before you mess her up

MARRIED OR NOT

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“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?


I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn’t have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn’t want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn’t want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn’t had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn’t looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn’t tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it’s time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like ourwedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn’t noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn’t value the details of our lives, not because we didn’t love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes of our son—- I’m a loving husband….

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not themansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.

So find time to be your spouse’s friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

The 20 most useful dating websites

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As the internet plays an ever greater part in our social lives, with sites such as Facebook helping us to keep in touch with our friends, it’s inevitable that we also use it to help us run our love lives as well. Here is the pick of the best dating sites –

 

Online dating is now one of the most popular ways to meet a new partner with more than 1400 sites, catering for people from all walks of life and interests. So whether you’re mad about dogs, passionate about green issues or a connoisseur of fine wines you’re sure to find someone who shares your interests.

 Match.com

Match.com claims its site has led to more dates, marriages and relationships than any other. With millions of members, its large user base should mean there is someone for everyone, although you may have to trawl through a LOT of profiles to find them!

www.match.com

 

My Single Friend 

The place for those well-meaning types who can’t believe their best friend is single. They push your qualities so you don’t have to.

www.mysinglefriend.com

 

Eharmony

Taking a scientific approach to love – eHarmony matches singles based on key dimensions of compatibility proven to be the foundation for a long-term relationship, like character, intellect and values.

www.eharmony.co.uk

 

Friend Finder

Webcam chats, an online magazine and plenty of Good Housekeeping-style tips and advice.


www.friendfinder.com

 

JDate

The net’s biggest Jewish dating service, with often hilariously self-deprecating personal descriptions.

www.jdate.com

 

Gay.com

Probably with the broadest reach of the hundreds of lesbian and gay sites on the net, plus news, features, travel tips, fashion and gossip.

www.gay.com

 

Christian Connection

Launched in September 2000, Christian Connection is the largest, and longest established subscriber based UK Christian dating site.

www.christianconnection.co.uk

 

Muddy Matches

If you’re partial to the country life – then this rural Online Dating Site for Single Farmers, Rural Singles, Equestrian Singles and Country Friends could be the place for you.

www.muddymatches.co.uk

 

Zoosk

The romantic social network that found its feet through Facebook, it helps people create and share their romantic journeys, with a multitude of members from around the globe enjoying the service each month.

www.zoosk.com


 

Telegraph Dating

With over 90,000 members – it’s THE place for people aged 40+ to meet. It’s easy to use with a sophisticated system that matches you and your partner on a multitude of likes and interests and best of all – it’s free to join.

www.telegraph.co.uk/dating

 

Lovestruck.com

Fancy a date in your lunch hour? If you’re in London you can search for members by tube station.

www.lovestruck.com

 

Parship 


Dating with a scientific approach – finding “the perfect match” through online psychometric testing.

www.parship.co.uk

 

Shaadi.com

Claiming to be the world’s largest online matrimonial site – it was founded with one simple objective – to provide a superior matchmaking experience to Indians all over the world.

www.shaadi.com

 

Saga Connections

Because dating’s not just for the youngsters….The over 50s are one of the fastest groups of online daters these days…

www.sagaconnections.co.uk

 

Dating Vegetarian

If you are looking for a kindred soul that just so happens to also be a veggie lover, this site is worth a nibble.

www.datingvegetarian.co.uk

 

Dating Direct

Newly merged with Meetic, the giant of the dating scene, giving access to nearly 20 million users across Europe and with plenty of high-tech ways to find them.

www.datingdirect.com

 

Flirtbox

Simple, straightforward and free UK personals site – hugely popular.

www.flirtbox.co.uk

 

Love Arts

Matching singles who love the arts.

www.lovearts.com

 

Dating For Parents

Where you don’t have to worry about mentioning the little nippers.

www.datingforparents.com

 

Green Singles

Personals for those in the environmental, vegetarian and animal-rights communities and people who value the outdoor life.

www.greensingles.com